HE LEAPT.
HE FLOATED.
HE STAYED.
MOON GOAT ISN’T COMING BACK.
HE LEAPT.
HE FLOATED.
HE STAYED.
MOON GOAT ISN’T COMING BACK.
| Item | Value |
|---|---|
| Supply | 1,000,000,000 |
| Liquidity Locked | 100% |
| Ownership | Zeroed |
| Grass Tax | 0% |
| Moon Drops | Incoming |
| Gravity Impact | None |
| Headbutt Rate | Over 9000 |
Everything you see is locked, loaded, and ready to leap. No funny business, no rug tricks—just a goat on the moon doing numbers his way.
Moon Goat was never made for the ground.
While the others grazed, he charged. One leap, one perfect moment—and he broke free. No rocket, no tech—just instinct, horns, and momentum.
Now he roams the moon, untouchable. No fences. No ceilings. Just lunar dominance.
MOON GOAT SLIPPED.
HE DIDN’T PANIC.
HE BOUNCED TWICE, THEN KEPT FLOATING.
THAT’S JUST HOW MOON GOATS MOVE.
MOON GOAT SLIPPED.
HE DIDN’T PANIC.
HE BOUNCED TWICE, THEN KEPT FLOATING.
THAT’S JUST HOW MOON GOATS MOVE.
Moon Goat was never made for the ground.
While the others grazed, he charged. One leap, one perfect moment—and he broke free. No rocket, no tech—just instinct, horns, and momentum.
Now he roams the moon, untouchable. No fences. No ceilings. Just lunar dominance.
© 2025 Moon Goat — HEAD UP, HOOVES FORWARD.